As we get to the dining room for lunch I need to pop to the little girls room. My parting words to Mark are:
If they come over for drinks can you please get me a sparkling wine.
When I get back he tells me they only had champagne so I just ordered mine as didn’t want to get yours wrong
So they show us to our new hotel room. As we walk out I comment on how much better it smells. Mark replied with:
Yes. And the TV is bigger.
Who needs paradise when you are with Mr Romantic?
Just spent the last 5 minutes at the pool bar frantically waving at Mark so he could see where I was. Like his new mauve shorts. Had seen his new T shirts but not these. Eventually I gave up and got out to go and see him and Fortunately realised it was a stranger prior to launching myself on him!
I am such a ditz and often in my own little world and spend a lot of my life in la la land, so much so that many friends have often stated “Nice girl wrong planet” in the nicest possible way. My timeline today reminded me of one such example:
Went shopping with Mark today. I turned and put the salad in the trolley and saw a beautiful bouquet of flowers. Aw. I stroked them lovingly and jokingly said
“Who are they for? Your girlfriend?”
“Yes. Replied a strange voice”
Mark watched on doubled up!
I really should know by now to put black tops on after I’ve cleaned my teeth. Perhaps I should take a leaf out of Jacks book and use charcoal toothpaste. But then again that goes everywhere not just down tops!
After donning my marigolds and going through the bin yet again – I cannot find my bottom dentures.
I am now tentative about going back to work tomorrow, as have a feeling I took them out after lunch and put them in the sink in the GP room I was using for clinics yesterday, with the intention of cleaning them and putting them back in but obviously became distracted …. again!
In the night, in the dark and in my sleep deprived state, I somehow managed to mix up my hemorrhoid spray with the air freshener. If you’re wondering which way round I got it – the room didnt smell fresh and I was left with a sting in my tail 😫
via Daily Prompt: Sting