Golf Stories

So Marks trying to explain the Ryder Cup to me and says that at one point two players play with one ball in the foursomes. I thought for a bit and then said “So if their ball goes in the water are they out?” Mark looked puzzled until I continued “well if they’re only allowed one ball for the game!” I got it eventually #ditzy #golf #sports #balls #rydercup

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Missed Call

Left the house 30 minutes and noticed a miss call from Zof so rang straight back

Zof:hello

Me: everything ok?

Zof: confused yes

Me: only I have a missed call from you.

Zof: yes you borrowed my phone to ring yours and try and locate it

Me: oh yeah. Now you know why I love Aiden

#ditzy #phones #c4TheCircle

#aiden #everonecanfloss

Boys Night Out

So the boys were out last night. My motherly instinct awoke me at 4.00 am. I heard them come in at 4.30 but was then wide awake. Watched a movie and started to drift at 6.15 but knew Brad needed to be up and out by 7.15. Checked for a body on the sofa to check here. Yep. Definitely a sleeping one so made myself stay awake until 7 am when I then went back to the lounge and started shaking his shoulder and saying his name. Did not stir. Probably just as well as after several shakes I realised it was Mitchell! #lads #mums #ditzy #boysnightout #mistakenidentity

Techno nurse

So we have this bp machine in surgery for people to self check their blood pressure. This morning a patient reported it not working but they wanted to check their bp. It was plugged in, I put my arm in the cuff, pressed the button ….. nothing. I ran off and got my portable bp machine and all was good. The senior nurse asked if I was ok, I explained the situation, she inspected the machine …… and flicked the switch on the back of the machine to on! #medical #ditzy #bloodpressure #bloodpressurecuff #bloodpressuremonitor #bloodpressurecheck #wereallhuman

What’s that?

Love my new hearing aids. Just wish I’d remember to take them out before I try to put my earphones in each night. Still. Could be worse. Could have left my bottom dentures wrapped up in tissue in my consulting room draw for out of hours to find (I didn’t because I fortunately remembered half way home!) #hearingaids #ditzy #dentures #oops #thisisme

What’s that?

Love my new hearing aids. Just wish I’d remember to take them out before I try to put my earphones in each night. Still. Could be worse. Could have left my bottom dentures wrapped up in tissue in my consulting room draw for out of hours to find (I didn’t because I fortunately remembered half way home!) #hearingaids #ditzy #dentures #oops #thisisme