The other night I came in from work absolutely exhausted and went straight to bed. I awoke at 8pm to loud music coming from my sons bedroom next door and then I heard them having sex. I was so angry, they knew I was tired, they’d turned up the music to cover the sound which woke me up and then had fun. I stormed out of my bedroom, ranted to Mark for 10 minutes and then returned to bed with my headphones in. I have just now talked to them about this and they fell about laughing. Apparently it was the TV – they were watching Fifty Shades!