Scantily clad humour

Went to Ann Summers party last night and this morning showed my hubby Mark the bikini I had ordered

Mark: That’s a bit scanty isn’t it? For the beach I mean?

(It’s not. It’s just different from my usual cover all the lumps and bumps ones)

Me: in other words you think I’m too fat for it?

Mark: how on earth did you make it mean that?

Does he not know 2 plus 2 makes 5?!

#ditzy #humour #annsummers #doesnybumlookbiginthis?

#banter #realtionships

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