Went to Ann Summers party last night and this morning showed my hubby Mark the bikini I had ordered
Mark: That’s a bit scanty isn’t it? For the beach I mean?
(It’s not. It’s just different from my usual cover all the lumps and bumps ones)
Me: in other words you think I’m too fat for it?
Mark: how on earth did you make it mean that?
Does he not know 2 plus 2 makes 5?!
#ditzy #humour #annsummers #doesnybumlookbiginthis?