I heard on the radio today about a group of people sitting in a pub when a bat flew in.
The landlord was pleased to hear that one of his punters had experience with bats. Until the guy declared “I’ve been married to one for 30 years”
We may not be 30 years in, but this reminded me of all the times when at the checkout, we are asked if we need a bag. Mark always looks straight at me an replies “No. it’s ok. I already have one”