“Jack. Promise not to laugh but I need to ask you something”
“When I do my ditzy blog I share on twitter but the hash tag thing doesn’t go blue for me”
No mum. You have to put the hash first and leave a space in between. Omg. Delete it. How embarrassing. Delete it and then link it to your ditzy blog again.
“I don’t know how to do that. Perhaps I’ll just write a blog about it and try again”
“Jack. Just remember”
I know mum. You taught me how to use a knife and fork.