Today I did a Barbara Windsor impression – as I sat up from the sun bed my bikini top sprung open. Luckily this is a back clip and I was able to grab my decency before it completely spilled out. At least toplessness isn’t frowned upon here, unlike Turkey. When Jack and I went on a boat trip we went out on the banana boat which saw us chucked off several times. On reboarding the main boat, I took my life jacket off and discovered my bikini top had completely come off. Not before everyone on board got an eyeful!