In Yumbo shopping centre Geri was desperate for the loo. We found it and she ran in whilst I browsed and then decided to go myself. I went in the ladies – no sign of Geri. I went looking.
“You’re in the men’s”
Coming out she felt she had to justify herself to the bloke going in “I work at sparkles drag bar”
He took one look at her boobs and just shook his head.