So plating up fathers day lunch I suddenly had a panic carving the chicken. Are these the ones over fed and kept in criminal conditions? They have holes in their legs. And then I remembered, I’d cheated and got ready roasted on the spit! #fathersday #keto #ketodiet #healthyeating #healthybody #healthymind #specificcarbohydratediet #chicken #spitroastedchicken #ditzy #humour
So mayo is clearly not my forte. Thought using a double yolker would give me my two egg yolks in one hit. But one broke and trying to fish it and sieve it out meant egg white contamination. Ok. Let’s go with one egg, one yolk and make a smaller amount (not even a serving small 🤣🤣) Whisked well, no olive oil so used avocado oil, seemed ok. Added my squeeze of lemon …. plus 6 pips …. more fishing. Lots of whisking, achy arm and not an awful lot to show for all that effort! Still, hopefully it will taste good in my egg and avocado mayo tomorrow as a side for my lunchtime steak 😀 #keto #ketodiet #planahead #ketolunch #mayonaise #healthybody #healthymind #specificcarbohydratediet #glutenfree #lactosefree #fybromyalgia #releasetheenergy #clearthefog #reducethepain #weightloss #restrictedexercise #ditzy #notgoingtoplan #cooking #jamieolivercandoitwhycanti #cookingfun #humour #cookinghumour
So this morning I decided to go smokey grey but became unwell part way through the dying process. Although I managed to wash most of it out a lot has stayed and I am now sporting a purple look! After weeks of trying to get silver to stick to my hair, purple appears to have completely grabbed it 🤣🤣Oh well. At least it isn’t blue! #ditzy #hair #hairdisasters #greyhair #purplehair #funky
Ditzy Keto. Talking to hubby about Ghee butter in Morrison’s – he couldn’t find it. No says I. Think I will have to get it on line for the 99% pure. Or I could just stick to my coconut oil as I like that. Mark then asks how much I pay and I confess £7.99 a jar but it is ‘raw and organic’. He then informs me that he saw a block of coconut oil for just £4. Yes says I (and here’s the punch line) but is it raw, organic and grass fed?! #keto #ketodiet #ditzy #ditzyketo #humour #ketobrain #ghee #coconutoil #morrisons #humour
So I’ve just spent yet another few minutes trying to get into my boot which reminded me of my attempts outside Argos the other day. As I usually have to play ‘find the car’ in car parks I was pleased to find it quite easily and even heard the click of the doors unlock as I approached. Result. No need to stand clicking and looking for flashing lights for once. And then ensued the trying to get the boot open to put my goods in. Eventually I saw the word NISSAN emblazon across the boot. Whoops. That will be my vauxhall next door then. In my defence they were the same colour! #nissan #vauxhall #blackcars #cars #carparks #argos #ditzy #humour
So Nikki said when she’d popped out earlier today she “spoke to a shepherd” I jokingly said to Luke “How did she know he was a Shepherd? Was he standing there with a sheep and crook” Luke looked at me blankly. “Joking” I said “he obviously told her when they she was speaking to him” Amazed look from Luke followed by “No. she stroked a shepherd” Even more amazed look from me until he explained “a German Shepherd!”
#dityz #humour #fun #sheep #farmers #dogs #germanshepherd
Just told Mark if I was making s pot of tea if he wanted one “yes please” I stood looking at the pot and managed to catch and stop myself from blurting out “I’ve just got to wait for the kettle to boil” Nothing wrong with this you think until I explain we haven’t had a kettle for 5 months. We have a hot tap with continuous boiled water!